Season 1 Trailer #1

Jupiter Saloon is a sci-fi comedy podcast (audio drama) that takes place at a dive bar in space. Hang out with this gang of misfits as they try to make their way through the universe. Be prepared for murderous warbots, crazy karaoke, intergalactic pop star holograms and much, much, more.

Episode Transcript


Narrator: In a world, hundreds of millions of miles from our own

Computer Voice: Initiating landing sequence

Narrator: where adventure is born

Joe: Hey Flynn. What’s all the gear for?

Flynn: Well, just getting ready for my next adventure with Captain Snakebait

Narrator: where heroes are forged

Tau: You see this? I don’t set for stun.

Narrator: and villains are deadly

Meltroculon: Feed the brood! Aaahhahahah!

Narrator: Is a place where bravery comes in all sizes

Rover: Whirrr

Joe: Rover!

Narrator: a place of mystery

Murray: I am known my limitless names

Narrator: A place where people….drink and recognize other people

Tau: You know what he said to me one time? He said — oh fuuuuuck. Look who just walked in!

Flynn: THAT’s the robot deathray guy?

Narrator: A place made of music

Computer Voice: Tomorrow night is Karaoke night. Reminder that because of recent events, this is not a BYO microphone event

Narrator: where sincere friendships can be made

Flynn: Hey squad!

Tau. Not your squad!

Tau: I want you to hold onto this. It’s my phone number, attached to a pocket nuclear device wired to trigger if I get too annoyed.

Narrator: And Chivalry isn’t dead.

Chuzz: Excuse, I’ve had two wet beers and wish to copulate. Will you copulate with me

Vice Admiral Lucious Borrack: You bitch.

Narrator: A place where chimpanzees are allowed to smoke inside

Joe: No no no, not that door!

Chimps: Screaming

Tau: All due respect to the tale of the space monkey casino, but I believe Hektor was about to tell us what was going down with Bleu getting interrogated by that ILP jackbag

Narrator: And there’s a guy made up of six individual guys, all name Geoff.
Flynn: Hey Six Geoffs, what are you drinking?

Six Geoffs: [six different simultaneous responses]

Narrator: We don’t get it either

Narrator: Jupiter saloon. The only bar in the galaxy where you can settle your tab with a good story.

Computer Voice: Please prepare for our final approach. We are now landing at the Jupiter Saloon.

Narrator: make your way to Jupiter Saloon. because we’re pretty sure you left your credit card there last night anyway.

Bleu: Hektor, please give them a sense of how sorry we are

Hektor: I see my reputation precedes me. I assure you, only the most lugubrious aspects of the gossip are true.

Voice: Jupiter Saloon. Coming 2022 to an intergalactic truckstop dive bar near you.