Jupiter Saloon is a sci-fi comedy podcast (audio drama) that takes place at a dive bar in space. Hang out with this gang of misfits as they try to make their way through the universe. Be prepared for murderous warbots, crazy karaoke, intergalactic pop star holograms and much, much, more.
Episode Transcript
Narrator: In a world, hundreds of millions of miles from our own
Computer Voice: Initiating landing sequence
Narrator: where adventure is born
Joe: Hey Flynn. What’s all the gear for?
Flynn: Well, just getting ready for my next adventure with Captain Snakebait
Narrator: where heroes are forged
Tau: You see this? I don’t set for stun.
Narrator: and villains are deadly
Meltroculon: Feed the brood! Aaahhahahah!
Narrator: Is a place where bravery comes in all sizes
Rover: Whirrr
Joe: Rover!
Narrator: a place of mystery
Murray: I am known my limitless names
Narrator: A place where people….drink and recognize other people
Tau: You know what he said to me one time? He said — oh fuuuuuck. Look who just walked in!
Flynn: THAT’s the robot deathray guy?
Narrator: A place made of music
Computer Voice: Tomorrow night is Karaoke night. Reminder that because of recent events, this is not a BYO microphone event
Narrator: where sincere friendships can be made
Flynn: Hey squad!
Tau. Not your squad!
Tau: I want you to hold onto this. It’s my phone number, attached to a pocket nuclear device wired to trigger if I get too annoyed.
Narrator: And Chivalry isn’t dead.
Chuzz: Excuse, I’ve had two wet beers and wish to copulate. Will you copulate with me
Vice Admiral Lucious Borrack: You bitch.
Narrator: A place where chimpanzees are allowed to smoke inside
Joe: No no no, not that door!
Chimps: Screaming
Tau: All due respect to the tale of the space monkey casino, but I believe Hektor was about to tell us what was going down with Bleu getting interrogated by that ILP jackbag
Narrator: And there’s a guy made up of six individual guys, all name Geoff.
Flynn: Hey Six Geoffs, what are you drinking?
Six Geoffs: [six different simultaneous responses]
Narrator: We don’t get it either
Narrator: Jupiter saloon. The only bar in the galaxy where you can settle your tab with a good story.
Computer Voice: Please prepare for our final approach. We are now landing at the Jupiter Saloon.
Narrator: make your way to Jupiter Saloon. because we’re pretty sure you left your credit card there last night anyway.
Bleu: Hektor, please give them a sense of how sorry we are
Hektor: I see my reputation precedes me. I assure you, only the most lugubrious aspects of the gossip are true.
Voice: Jupiter Saloon. Coming 2022 to an intergalactic truckstop dive bar near you.
